Bringing pets into your home is a fantastic decision: while you provide them with a roof over their heads, they give you unconditional love. We love them as if they were our very own children – which explains why we’re willing to put up with their occasional acts of terror.
Couldn’t Bear The Thought
Although this photo doesn’t give away much, the antiques surrounding this guilty pup clearly demonstrates how passionate the owner is about his collectables. Lesson learned or not – that is one adorable panda-pup.
After watching the Cats & Dogs film, you wouldn’t think the two would pair up when it comes to terrorizing their owners. But as shown in the picture below, mischief is not depicted by what sort of a living creature you are. It is especially hilarious to see their different reactions – while the dog looks like he doesn’t have a care in the world and is rather content with his culinary choices, the cat seems as though he honestly could not care less.
When One Door Closes
It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt – in this case, it was the bathroom door who had it coming. This cute dog looks somewhat ashamed of his behavior, but also as if he had fun doing it so he doesn’t regret his actions. What makes this even funnier is the fact that the note says he broke in the bathroom to eat diapers – so instead of simply ruining the baby’s diapers, he managed to completely wreck the door, too.
When You Least Expect It
There is such a thing as being too close to your pet, and this dog definitely crossed the line. This adorable little doggy took things to a whole other level of intimacy as he spreads germs and bodily fluids into his owner’s mouth every time he yawns. Maybe seeing humans yawn tickles this dog’s nose? In any case, that is one cute (but nasty) pup you do not want to be around when you are feeling tired!
It is a well known fact that adopting pets can be a costly decision, especially since some demand more care than others, have strict diet plans or require frequent visits to the vet. This purring individual definitely has expensive taste, having eaten not one, not two – but three $100 bills. We can only imagine how completely and utterly helpless its owner felt, arriving home after a day at work only to realize their beloved cat quite literally stole from them.
Thanks For Nothing
Trey is a funny looking pup, which probably means he gets away with pulling a lot of stunts like this. His mommy most likely is already used to this kind of behavior, but that didn’t stop Trey from making her trip over and spill the mashed potatoes all over the place. We certainly hope his festive excitement did not spoil the rest of the Thanksgiving dinner, but it is sweet to see his mommy was understanding enough to joke about the incident.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might have been trained by their anthropomorphic rat sensei in the art of ninjutsu, but this particular turtle is more of an “each man for himself” kind of fella. While it remains unclear what sort of friends this turtle had, it is safe to say it will not be receiving another box mate any time soon. This is probably for the best anyway, what with turtles being introverts anyhow. At least we know for sure the turtle isn’t hungry!
Baby On Leash
Many dog owners will argue their dogs are in the same rank as adopted babies, as they require the same basic needs and the connection growing between the two is stronger than people know. The pup in the picture below definitely feels as though he too needs constant attention, since a new baby has undoubtedly joined the family. Jealousy is not uncommon when it comes to dogs, so the fact this pup steals pacifiers is not the least bit surprising.
Showering With Love
If anything should be understood from these photos is that dogs certainly do not believe in personal space. While it may sound nice to take a long, warm shower at the end of the day, it might not sound as appealing knowing this dog is waiting by your shower curtain. Having the dog lick his owner’s behind while having your guard down may have been funny at first, but after a few times of being on the receiving end for this unexpected show of affection, enough is enough.
Holy Cow – A Holy Dog
This dog is either heading straight to doggie hell for eating the most sacred books on the planet, or on a clear shortcut to pet heaven for containing it. We’re not sure how tasty bibles are, but this pup has discovered a healthy appetite when it comes to munching on holy testaments, as he’s eaten two different bibles in one week! Besides a quick trip to the local vet, maybe it’s best to move the library away from its current location.
Stool Is The New Black
Parrots are either extremely fun or overly irritating pets. Those who do enjoy their presence will get a kick out of their ability to act as companions, since they learn how to repeat spoken words. This specific parrot may seem like a cute, harmless darling, but the truth is he is a firm believer of pooping on clean shirts. As if he adds his own, personal addition to the clean laundry basket, this is quite a rude thing to do.
Yes, dogs do enjoy to lick things. Be it stuffing their nose in obscure places or licking the palms of every bystander, their faces are not the cleanest of places, but that doesn’t stop them from exploring their surrounding. Using their 5 senses that are sharper than humans’, dogs have realized the best way to investigate the world is through either taste or smell. This adorable pooch decided to test out his taste buds on the couch – something he does a lot, apparently.
Ho Ho How?
Holiday spirit is big with this one, who just could not contain her joy when it came to the most magical time of the year. Instead of waiting to open her presents with the rest of the family, the tail-wagger went ahead and had her own festive celebration, claiming all of Santa’s presents as her own. If Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good, does this mean this pup isn’t going to receive her presents during the next holiday season?
Tank doesn’t need much to be happy, just provide him with his daddy’s guitar case and he is all set. True, dogs do love to cuddle, but this is a rather strange way of curling up. The guitar case does not look the least bit comfortable or spacious, whereas the carpet beneath it looks as fluffy as they get – but we’re not ones to judge. Perhaps there is something about blue velvet that makes Tank especially sleepy – either way, whatever works for him.
A Free Spirit
Gracie might not fit right in at a nudist beach, but she seems very comfortable in her own skin in the picture below. Having chewed off her only clothing item, we admit it is pretty impressive she managed to turn her head in a way that allowed her to completely ruin a garment locked around her neck. Maybe Gracie just needs more chewing toys and bones to play around with, or maybe her owners should just let her be as she seems so at ease collar-free.
Mellie’s face says it all – despite the sign written by her owners, Mellie does appear to feel slightly guilty about pooping in her daddy’s suitcase. Dogs can get pretty anxious when their owners travel – they can sense something is happening and feel unsure about the departure of humans they view as responsible for their well being. Therefore, it is very likely that magnificent Mellie feels the urge to leave her remains in her daddy’s suitcase, so that her scent accompanies him wherever he goes.
The mutt’s sad eyes may scream “I’m a starving stray recently picked up from a street dumpster,” but that could not be farther from the truth. It just so happens that this pup is very well fed and treated, it just happens to have a soft spot whenever it comes to cereal and its packaging. While some pups might prefer meaty dog snacks, this little rebel is all about that crispy delight found in everyone’s local supermarket. Good thing he didn’t get into the chocolate flavored cereal…
Winnie The Who?
Eeyore may have been Winnie The Pooh‘s best friend and an ageless donkey we’ve all grown to love, but this mutt was having none of it. It really is peculiar how only Eeyore’s eyes were the ones to suffer from this feud, but the dog knows what he wants – or rather, what he doesn’t want – so what can you do? All that’s left to wonder is if it’s stuffed pink Disney characters the pup isn’t into, or things just got too personal between him and Eeyore.
They say “bullies are wussies,” though Hitch begs to differ. It’s interesting to find out what dog bullies are like, though we guess it mostly has to do with loud growling and violent attacking. Looking at those poor, miserable eyes for a split second is enough to let such behavior slide, as the poor puppy looks guilty enough as it is. Still, we certainly hope he learns how to play nice with his other tail wagging friends soon.
If you keep pet turtles, it’s nice to know if you’ve got males or females. However, unlike many mammals, turtles have no external genitalia. This makes determining their gender much more difficult, but it’s not impossible. It is probably important to mention that one should remain calm when handling turtles, as they get frightened easily and might be alarmed by any high pitched sounds. This turtle’s mommy didn’t react the way she should have, but at least now she knows – it’s a boy!
Sharing Is Caring
Diva suits her name, as this cat can be a little over the top and temperamental at times. Having proudly captured a mouse and presented it to her mom as an offering, Diva could not was not about to wait for her mom to wake up. Unable to contain her excitement, Diva thought it would be best to put the half-dead mouse in her owner’s open mouth while she was sleeping. Although an understandingly sweet gesture, that is one nasty surprise.
This photo is just too picture perfect to handle. While these dogs should definitely be on a ridiculously good looking dog list, it’s hard to ignore how each and every one of them appear to pose for the camera – particularly the one leaning against the wall. With beautiful dogs such as these, it is easy to understand why their owners most likely end up photographing them on a regular basis. All that’s left now is to sit tight and wait for their annual Christmas card!
You Had One Job
Dogs are friendly creatures, they can’t help it. Top this loving characteristic with those big, goopy eyes – and you have got yourself a best friend for life. Burglars are usually afraid of dogs as they are very protective of their homes and owners, meaning they would attack if feeling threatened. This mutt is probably just too sweet to alarm anyone, as he apparently opened the door to the robber who was waiting outside the house and did absolutely nothing to stop him.
Warm Welcome Home
An odd relationship for sure, this pup and hedgehog have a unique thing going on between them. The dog felt confident at first, chasing the hedgehog around the house and trying to get a taste of its prickly skin. Unfortunately for the pup, he ended up getting quills all over his mouth, which his mom had to pluck out. Traumatized by the incident, the mutt decided to stay away from his new, spiky brother – but then the hedgehog found new interest in the poor mutt.
Is there a more pleasant way to wake up than to step in dog feces? This puppy certainly doesn’t think so. This dog is so clever, she takes advantage of the fact that her mommy places her alarm clock away from the bed on purpose, so that it would force her to get out of bed and step in her poop. Maybe it’s a nervous habit, but one thing is for sure – it’s about time this dog will start sleeping outside of her mommy’s bedroom.
Pretty Pampered Pup
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to doll up every once in a while, but we surely do not expect our beloved pets to do the same. Except for the occasional funny Halloween costume, dogs aren’t known for their great grooming skills, so it’s weird this one decided to try her mom’s brand new lip gloss. The fruity smell was probably what attracted the pup in the first place, but that’s no reason to get into mommy’s makeup bag.
Offering Charm Instead
Imagine the faces of the Buddhist neighbors as they come out to their shrine and notice all of Buddha’s offerings are gone! Hungry or simply looking to binge, the look on his face guarantees to melt your heart whether he ate your God’s offerings or not. At least the neighbors can take comfort in the fact Buddha loved all living and breathing creatures – dogs included. And in all honesty, how can anyone stay mad at a famished dog?
Looking miserable as heck, it is evident left shoes are a weak spot for the dog. It is highly doubtable left-leg sandals taste differently than right side ones, but as the picture obviously shows, this dog differentiates between the two. While the left ones are completely ruined, the right slipper remains untouched. A way to avoid this could be stocking the shoes away, or perhaps it’s best this dog’s daddy just make a joke of the entire thing and only wear the right shoes around the house.
No Pain No Gain
How heartwarming to see that this dog and cat get along so well together! But on the other hand, they might feel a tad too comfortable around each other. The dog is rather large sized, but being the ultra cuddly creature he is, he naturally wanted to curl up next to – or on top of – his furry friend. Sadly, this short-lived snuggle resulted in the cat being seriously injured, having broken one of its legs and a cone of shame placed around its neck.
Creepily Staring And Releasing
Guests coming and going into this apartment likely do not come again – not after coming across this cheeky pup. Apparently, having strange people over makes him extra gassy. As if to make things worse, he stares his owner’s friends in the eye as he releases farts into thin air. We’re not sure what makes this dog more awkward, but he would not be invited to many more social events if he keeps up the smelly attitude.
Open about his natural born curiosity, this pooch revealed that cats and dogs can actually get along if they do it their own way. Many may not understand the odd bond the two have, but it seems to work for them. His mom’s witty note goes to show even the strangest of habits can be turned into funny jokes. We’re not exactly sure in which direction this cat-dog relationship is heading, but it’s bound to be a hilarious one for sure.
Recycling Isn’t For Everyone
Bailey and Hamilton are a vandalizing duo who are firm believers of recycling food remainders into their own stomachs. While it is unclear which one initiated the whole atrocity, they are both equally to blame for defacing the kitchen. Their mom had absolutely enough of their behavior, so she wrote a note explaining what they had done and posted it on social media – “We got into the trash and got coffee grounds all over the floor…”
Are You Gonna Eat That?
Most dogs beg for food while their owners eat – by placing their heads on humans’ laps, making sad eyes and sighing sorrowfully, pups break our hearts and so we are unable to deny them food off our very own plates. Instead of pouting gloomily, Gus thought of a creative way to be fed at the dinner table – by sitting patiently in the kitchen, waiting for the food to come out and the second it does, he sneezes on it.
Too Fashion Forward For You
Some people may look at a random sofa and see a long upholstered seat with a back and arms. This little pooch looks at the sofa in his home and visualizes a fashion statement waiting to happen. The reality show Project Runway might not pick him as the hottest designer in the industry waiting to make his big debut, but if he enjoys his craft this much – we’ll be the last ones to stop him.
Ellie is a rather controversial dog. She is so unruly she ate 12 chocolate liquor bottles and ended up vomiting the entire bit. The result was that she become so intoxicated that she could not even stand up straight. Her dad thought the whole incident was peculiarly priceless, so he thought he’d share the story with the rest of the world: “Today I ate 12 chocolate liquor bottles got so drunk I couldn’t stand up and then projectile vomited across the living room and now I am hungover!”
The Force Is Strong With This One
Dublin is not the biggest Star Wars fan, otherwise he would not have killed toy Yoda in such a brutal manner. Probably alarmed at those pointy, green ears and unidentified body shape, Dublin was immune to Jedi mind tricks as he ripped the doll apart. His owners were clearly not impressed with his actions, placing a sign around his neck reading “killed Yoda I did. The Force was with me.” Better not leave any other Star Wars memorabilia around this pup.
She Had It Coming
Dora The Explorer probably will not do much exploring in the future. The incredibly guilty looking pup in the photo has had quite enough of her singing and cruising around, so she went ahead and tore the stuffed doll to bits. Those big, brown, droopy eyes may seem sad to the unexperienced dog owner, but we bet she had a great time letting some steam out. What is extremely disturbing, however, is the way in which Dora was destroyed – the doll was left headless!
They Call It Puppy Love
Another example of an odd duo is these two. Yes, the love seems more one sided, but it’s hard to ignore just how adorable these friends are. While the cat looks completely unimpressed with his friend’s shenanigans, the dog is 100% content with his behavior. He probably thinks his repetitive harassing is perceived as a form of admiration, as if he is courting the cat – but an unwanted fawning over is frowned upon in human norms, too. Ah, to be a dog and in love!
The Grinch came early this year, and it took form of a heartbreakingly adorable dog. Most likely not pleased with his presents or lack thereof, this little pup wasn’t having another Christmas go by without marking the tree and adding his special scent onto everything beneath it. It remains unclear if the bed the dog is pictured in is his everyday one, but it being so cage-like could explain why he feels the needs to carry out revenge against his owners.
This little chick may not know its place around the house, but it definitely knows its place around the plate! It evidently does not take that much to make this bird feel right at home since it feels free to jump on people’s plates and steal their food, but what makes this shaming picture all the more hilarious is the fact that the winged creature’s favorite food is spaghetti. Just imagine that beak trying to swallow a whole strand at once!
All You Can Eat
It does not seem like much could fit into this small sized parakeet’s stomach, but he begs to differ – and was willing to put his feasting abilities to the test. On the one hand, he positively proved us wrong – on the other, he swallowed a lot of letter keys that are only going to come out one way. The impressive bird not only ate nearly the entire alphabet but also attempted to munch on the shaming letter its mom made for dessert.
Party Of Five
They say that “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” but what about what happens on the farm? This sleek kitty cat strutted herself around the neighbor’s male cat and quickly found herself in a compromising situation. Who would have known one night of provocative purring would result in five meowing minions? To be completely honest, it does not seem like the frisky mother minds having a few extra mouths to feed – but the same cannot be said about her owners.
Taking a trip to the Apple shop is one greatly anticipated and pre-planned carefully by most of the brand fanatics. Indeed, a true tech lover would not settle for making a compulsive, spontaneous purchase of a phone or computer. Going on a whim while buying equipment that is meant to be the most modern and advanced available in the market can easily turn into a costly mistake. Therefore, when this pooch stuffed her face with the latest technological goods, she made her thoughts of smart devices very clear.
Oh The Irony
Little bow-wow had enough of people like us who make fun of poor animals – after all, all they want to do is rebel! Instead of following through with the usual shenanigans, she decided not to go with the flow, but rather attack the system from within. So, she thought of the best possible way to get back at us humans – by taking our shaming pictures and signs and shredding it into little pieces. Say what you will, this feisty hound took payback to a whole other level.
All Wired Up
Another technophobic creature on this list is this rodent, who was not about to let his family ignore him bluntly by staring at screens. To be honest, he could have gotten the same effect by simply chewing off the TV’s cables, but to go as far as to nibble on the modem, TV, PlayStation and phone charger cords is sending a clear message. Perhaps that will teach this mouse’s owners not to let their pet Jerry-lookalike roam around the house unsupervised.
I Feel Pretty
Pretty Woman had nothing on this pooch, who wanted to glam up on this special occasion of having his mommy away. If he were let loose around the neighborhood, it would not take too long until someone would be heard screaming about a murderous dog running free, but personally, we think the red tint to his white fur really accentuates his eyes. As if eating that big ‘ol tube of bright red lipstick was not enough, pooch thought – what better way to end a feast than by eating $1 bills?
It is understandable that some dogs rather chew on say, shoes, more than on other objects – but this dog is an expert at setting his own rules and following only them. As his mom stated in the shaming note she included in this picture, he makes an effort to chew off only this door, and he does so after 4 pm, thus being considerate of those napping in the house during the afternoon hours. Since he’s so attentive and rule-abiding, it’s hard to stay mad at his cute face.
Try not to “aww” too loudly as you look over the poor puppy’s face and over bloated belly. He obviously bit off more than he could chew, which probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but is now a decision he regrets. The baby’s big appetite resulted in having him pinned down to the floor, unable to move. Karma takes many forms, but we doubt this incident will make him think twice before munching on his brother’s food again.
It is all good and well until someone gets hurt – and in this case, people of Mexican origins are the ones that have it coming. It is a well-known fact that dogs have unbelievable scent detection capabilities, with some breeds being even more spot on using their noses than others – but being so sharp to the extent of determining ethnicity through one’s scent? That is truly beyond amazing. Let’s just hope this pup learns how to use his superpower for good, rather than evil.
Music taste, much like taste in food, varies from one person to another. The timeless battle of the bands will forever be an enticing topic of discussion, with those favoring country music being unable to listen to rock, and same goes with other genres. This hopping creature wanted to let its owner know his long ears serve other purposes in addition to just being cute – so he poops every time he hears his least favorite band playing in the background.
There are worse things about owning pets that one has to handle other than cleaning feces – but this pooch took things to a whole other level by trying to be a considerate dog. While crayons are definitely not on her diet and eating them could be a health hazard, she probably thought she could brighten up her mom’s day by making it a little bit more colorful. Just look at that face, it’s visible she only had best intentions at heart – and stomach!
On rainy days there’s nothing we would like to do more than sit back in bed and munch on our favorite food. So can we really blame this adorable mutt for wanting to pull off the same stunt? After all, it is not her fault she does not have opposable thumbs to help her carry her food bowl. If anything, she should be awarded extra credit points for being relentless and not giving up on her dream to eat upstairs.
I Break It – You Buy It
Dogs depend on routine – it gives them a sense of stability and reassurance that they know what is coming ahead. Ever wonder why your pup places his head on your lap at exactly 6 pm and gives you that heart melting look? They know it is time for their evening walk. That is probably why this dog decided to lash out on her mom – and evidently, on the house. This time the blinds got it, but to stop this acting out, follow this simple rule – no leash? I will lash!
These two partners in crime aced the test of backing each other up but failed miserably at looking after the house while their parents were away. While the Evel Knievel dog justified his actions through the sign reading he was protecting the family from a vicious pillow, the mysterious cat sat in the corner of the bed and showed absolutely no signs of remorse. Perhaps the two did not have enough time out in the snow this past winter, but making it snow indoors is one step too far.
A Hare-y Situation
He is constantly on a kale binging spree, she like to mark his territory as her own – sounds like a match made in heaven. That is, until their mommy found them causing such chaos she placed them both in time out. It is hilarious how they can’t even look at each other, and the pup’s big blue eyes are simply too cute to handle. This friendship is one for the books – and that is one book we are definitely looking forward to reading!